I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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