You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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