how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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