Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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