My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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