I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Randomize
