i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Come on in and take your pants off
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