i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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