do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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