I bet he comes in French.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
