we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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