Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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