there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You coming home soon, man?
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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