Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You just made me feel so damn special
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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