I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
it hurts more in the daytime
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
