Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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