gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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