what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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