ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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