I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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