dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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