Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
North Korea, Best Korea!
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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