Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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