My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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