they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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