3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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