are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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