I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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