How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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