Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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