god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Moan for me like Helen Keller
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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