was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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