covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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