Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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