my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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