You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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