WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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