i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
mondays should just be called national damage control day
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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