my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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