Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
tell me about the eggs
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