Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
It was confusing and full of hummus
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
