To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Do you still have your period?
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
