there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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