I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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