? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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