Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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