He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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