Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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