Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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