It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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